Solixir - The Working Dead

UPDATE

STATISTIC: Over 20 million US college students could fall victim to the Working Dead.

NOTICE: Every Solixir formula contains effective amounts of all natural ingredients.

BULLETIN: All Solixir formulas are made without added sugar.

CAUTION: The highest concentrations of Working Dead are in urban areas, but suburban and rural counties are not safe.

REMINDER: Solixir is the only systematic protection against the Working Dead.

STATISTIC: Over 146,743,000 people work in the US, every single one is at risk for becoming the Working Dead.

WARNING: The Working Dead have been spotted throughout Chicago’s Loop.

ALERT: The Working Dead appear between the hours of 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM.

This organization is dedicated to a single purpose: The eradication of the Working Dead. These zombies have infiltrated workplaces across the country and threaten both our wellbeing and productivity.

With outbreaks of the Working Dead being reported in record numbers, this website was created to keep you informed of their whereabouts and to notify you of where you can obtain Solixir, the only systematic protection against the Working Dead.

Please check back to this site periodically for updates. Vigilance and repeated Solixir treatments are the only known defense against the Working Dead.